Emmett vs Edward

Rosalie frowned up at Emmet. "Baby, I don't get what your trying to say here..." She tried to put together all the clues, and suddenly something clicked. "Oh my God...Emmet, tell me you didn't...?" She reached for the nearest, heaviest blunt object subconciously. Oh my God oh my God, Emmet...That was why Edward was here - Oh my God, not Edward!!!! She growled slightly and began to advance toward Emmet, holding the heavy wrench threateningly.

Edward smirked, and waited for justice to commence.

"I'm so sorry Rose." He said trying to get Rose back in his arms, he hated when she was mad at him. He held his arms out, inviting her to come back to his arms.
"Please?" He asked "You know what a knuckle head I am! That's why you love me." He gave her the sweetest, most charming smile he could come up with. "Please?" He asked again.
Are you happy now, Edward! Emmett's thoughts were not kind towards his brother.

"Damn right you are!!! I mean seriously Em, to win a fight!?!? Is that how much it means to you, hell, how much I mean to you!?!?!?" Rose's voice was getting slightly hysterical as she continued her rant. "Ugh - don't you even dare try and hold me!!! You are in soooo much trouble Emmet Cullen!!! Anything else you want to confess, huh???" She folded her arms, as warning to any more affectionate moves on his part. She maintained her grip on the wrench, just to show him she was serious.

Edward just laughed. He could hear what Rose was going to punish him with - it was so like her, so predictable. I'ts going to hit Emmet right where it hurts...

Emmett knew this was coming. He had no way to know if he was going to make it out of this alive. His only hope was that she would be so mad that she would just hit him and get it out, he didn't want her a avoiding him.
"well... yeah, there is. he gulped and put his head down. When Edward ran away, I just wanted him back so I could kick his ass for making me think those things. That's when I got another idea..." Emmett kept his eyes on the ground, unable to look at the hate in his true love's eyes.
And because he knew she would be mad at him for a long time, he said, "I love you Rosalie." in a shaky voice. He rarely called her by her full name, it was always Rose or Rosie, but very rarely Rosalie. He thought, if he were human now, he would probably cry. Emmett was a strong man, but when it came to his Rosie, he was always too sensitive.
"I just wanted you to know that before I tell you the rest." He said, his head still down, eyes memorizing the dirt grains on the floor.

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Rose felt the metal of the wrench form to match her fingers. If Emmett had thought of her naked in front of Edward, what else could he of done...She pondered on that. Then it hit. "EMMETT CULLEN!!! DID YOU THINK OF ME HAVING SEX WITH EDWARD!!!!????" That's the only reason why Edward would be awaiting Emmett's confession. The wrench snapped in half so Rose grabbed another object, not really looking. From the screech of metal, she guessed that she just tore something off of a car. In her hand was Emmett's bumber. Emmett's eyes widened. "Emmett, I'm giving you until the count of three to answer the question: What else did you think of? 1...2..."

Emmett snapped his head up. How could she think that! Then he heard the sickening wrenching sound of metal ripping. He cringed as he realized it was the bumper of his jeep. "Oh, god! No Rose! I would NEVER do that!!! nobody but me gets to do that!" he exclaimed.
"I could never do that. I love you too much, you mean too much to me... I was so stupid! I know that, please calm down? Let me tell you what happened. Then if your still mad, you can push my jeep over a cliff, no sex for a week, what ever punishment you want! Just please, hear me out and put down the bumper." he pleaded as she took a deep breath and set the bumper down.
Emmett sighed slightly and went on to explain. "Now, who would Edward HATE to hear of anybody but him, think about?" he asked and before she could say anything he answered his own question, ducking his head in shame. "Bella, I thought it would piss him off and he would come back. I thought of Bella!" then he dropped to his knees.
"Okay, do your worst, I deserve what ever you give me. Just, make it quick, okay." then he squeezed his eyes shut and waited for an impact.

"YOU THOUGHT OF BELLA NAKED!!!!!! ARRGGGGGHHHHH!!! EMMETT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" The bumper didn't protest as Rose wrapped the metal around Emmett tightly. "oh, and FYI, no sex for a week is a punishment to ME!" She stalked off to tell Bella what Emmett had done. She would definetly take care of him... In the garage, she heard Emmett cuss as a thud rang out of the still open door. She smiled. My next punishment will be even better... She thought wickedly. I wonder if Bella's doing anything tonight....

Rosalie left him there on the floor of the garage, swearing quietly. He whimpered on the floor for a second more then stood up.
That could have been way worse! Emmett thought to himself. He had had Rose mad at him plenty of times, he knew she could only fume at him for so long. He knew just how to make her melt in his arms.
"Oh Rosie babe" he called, talking a little loud know she could hear him. "You know you're right. Why punish you? You can do what ever you want to me" he said suggestively, a smirk placed on his face.
He walked out the door to see Rose smirking back at him.

Rosalie walked back and placed a kiss on Emmett's cheek. "that was your first punishment darling," She purred. "Tomorrow, you'll see the rest of your punishment...I hope you like it... She grinned wickedly and ran into the house to call Alice and Bella in for a little girl-to-girl meeting.
In the living room, she saw Edward and smiled like she were an angel. "Hello Edward," she cooed in what was a pretty seductive voice. "I heard your love had a little fun with Emmett. Care to tell me what else he thought of? I mean, someone has to tell Bella, so it might as well be me. I mean I am a girl after all." Edward read what she was thinking and Rose laughed at the priceless expression.

Edward growled slightly. "She doesn't need to know about this Rose. It would just make things weird between her and Em, which is completely pointless. And I don't care if you are a girl - you've been treating her like dirt since you met her, so why would you even imagine that you have priority in telling her anything important, let alone this?". He didn't think it would go like this...usually Rose just hit Em and they both skipped off into their private little sunset, never to mention it again. His sister-in-law was obviously too pissed to be ashamed of what she caught her hubby thinking. Or rather, what I caught him thinking. Yes, that would make more sense. She's punishing me for punishing Em with her anger...

"Well, as you already know because you are so insanely noisy, I'm going to be talking to her anyway. Oh, and this," Rose watched as Edward took a step back, reading what came across her mind. She heard Emmett coming so she locked her hands around Edward. She may be a girl, but she was stronger than Edward. As soon as Emmett came into the door, she pulled Edward's head down and crushed his lips to hers. THIS was the next punishment. If Emmett had thought of Bella, he would ALSO think of me and Edward.
Edward tried to pull back, but Rosalie just sealed her arms around him and faked a moan. If anything, this was a punishment to herself. I hope Emmett is pissed... She growled as she finally let go of her victim. "Emmett! How nice of you to join us! I'll be leaving now." She smirked and started to walk away. This will be fun... She thought to herself.