GENDER BLENDER

Okay people. This RP is for all you people who have a crazy imagination, and love to make people laugh.
Everyone is the opposite gender. males are females and females are males. Have fun!

ROFL!!! This one is gonna be really epic!!! xD
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Alice was in her abnormally large closet and was roaming through her clothing. She put on this really skimpy blue dress and found that it didn't really hug her hips the way it should have, so she looked down and noticed that her hips were squarer and that SHE HAD NO BOOBS!

----lol... Emmett stole Alices boobs... hehehe... --------

Alice quickly patted her chest to see if she was hallucinating, but it turns out, she wasn't. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" She screeched at the top of her lungs and ran to her mirror that hung behind the door. Shock overwhelmed her. "I'M A GUY!" She felt faint.

Alice had to sit down for a moment and think things through... She...er.. he did NOT see this one coming! She couldn't believe that she couldn't see this! Alice crawled her way to the bed and laid there a moment. Then finally, after a few minutes of staring at the wall, she quickly got up to take off this dumb dress. -Not only was she a he, but she was acting like a guy too and the bad part, was that she didn't even grow an inch, but just got a little muscular. She reached behind her to pull the zipper, but couldn't; the dress was so tight around her torso that she couldn't reach.

Oh how unfair... I'm going to have to run around like this... she grunted and took out the little bow that went well with the outfit and went out of her room to where the others were. Firstly, she HAD to get back to her normal self and see what was going on! Was she the only one who had a sudden sex-change and didn't know of it until...well... now? It was really ODD!

Alice glared at him with no comment about touching himself -not an image he needed- and ignoring her rant about Alice being a boy. Although, Alice was pleased that she wasn't the only who changed opposite sexes. "... Hey... that would mean Edward..." She stopped and started to laugh a hysterical laugh. "Come on! We've got to see this..." Alice got up off the floor after Emmett had...tackled him. "But first... could you help me with this?" Alice gestured to the zipper that was on his back "and maybe perhaps lend me some clothing?" he asked with a sheepish smile.

Alice gave Emmett a disgusted stare, knowing what Emmett was hoping to happen. He shrugged it off and took a good look at Rosalie, seeing her... his... manliness almost made Alice laugh. Almost. If He wasn't in the same position, Alice probably would've laughed. "Thanks Rosalie..." Alice thanked her as they walked down the hall to Emmett's room. "Sooo... awkward?" He began conversationally, "...Hey, do you want to go see how Edward turned out??" Alice asked in a deep curious tone that was easily recognized, trying to hide his huge smile. And began to explain himself as Rosalie's face fell; confused."Obviously, this didn't just happen me but also you and Emmett... do you think that maybe Jasper and Edward were effected too? And maybe Carlise and Esme as well?" He questioned as he put his arms through a too-big t-shirt and started to pull up his overly baggy jean pants.

"We can so totally play with the guys and do their makeup! Then take them shopping!"

Alice laughed at how much fun it would be to see Jazzy in a dress. "We So Should!" He said with thrill in his voice.

"HOLY SHIT IM A FRICKIN DUDE!"

Alice sighed, and was gone to check up on how Nessie was doing. "It's Okay, Nessie..." he comforted. "...It's like the new fashion" Alice mumbled to himself. Before leaving Emmett's room, Alice had grabbed a t-shirt and a pair of shorts for Nessie. "Here," Alice tossed the clothing to Nessie. "These should feel more comfortable..." He pressed a smile.

Alice shook her head "No, So far, its been us 2, Rosalie, Emmett... and I'm not so sure about Edward..." he tried hard not to laugh. "But I guess I'm gonna find that out soon enough," his smile reached to his ears.