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Post  Emmett Cullen on November 22nd 2008, 11:59 pm

Okay people. This RP is for all you people who have a crazy imagination, and love to make people laugh.
Everyone is the opposite gender. males are females and females are males. Have fun!


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One day, a very sunny day, Emmett was working on his jeep in the garage. That was when he noticed something was wrong. His clothes weren't fitting him right...
"what the..." he said out loud. "what's going on?"
Then he realized something of drastic importance...
"OHMYGOD!!! I HAVE BOOBS!!!"
And with that, Emmett ran to the house to show the others his discoveries
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Post  Rosalie Cullen on November 23rd 2008, 12:07 am

I was sorting through my clothes yet again when I thought about Emmett and our late nights...my mini skirt lifted up then. I looked down.
OMIGOD!!! I have a buddy! AHHH! WTF!!! I raced downstairs to tell Emmett that I wouldn't be all that much fun now. Well, for him...
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Post  Alice Cullen on November 23rd 2008, 12:17 am

ROFL!!! This one is gonna be really epic!!! xD
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Alice was in her abnormally large closet and was roaming through her clothing. She put on this really skimpy blue dress and found that it didn't really hug her hips the way it should have, so she looked down and noticed that her hips were squarer and that SHE HAD NO BOOBS!

----lol... Emmett stole Alices boobs... hehehe... --------

Alice quickly patted her chest to see if she was hallucinating, but it turns out, she wasn't. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" She screeched at the top of her lungs and ran to her mirror that hung behind the door. Shock overwhelmed her. "I'M A GUY!" She felt faint.

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Post  Rosalie Cullen on November 23rd 2008, 12:26 am

Rosalie slammed into Emmett as he came into the house
"Emmett! I have some really bad news! I uh...I kinda...don't have a female anatomy anymore... Then she saw them and felt them. "You cannot be serious! Emmett Cullen! Do you have boobs? She felt her lower partner rise. "See what I mean? This will be interesting..." She smiled evilly as Emmett took a fearful step back.
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Post  Alice Cullen on November 23rd 2008, 12:40 am

Alice had to sit down for a moment and think things through... She...er.. he did NOT see this one coming! She couldn't believe that she couldn't see this! Alice crawled her way to the bed and laid there a moment. Then finally, after a few minutes of staring at the wall, she quickly got up to take off this dumb dress. -Not only was she a he, but she was acting like a guy too and the bad part, was that she didn't even grow an inch, but just got a little muscular. She reached behind her to pull the zipper, but couldn't; the dress was so tight around her torso that she couldn't reach.

Oh how unfair... I'm going to have to run around like this... she grunted and took out the little bow that went well with the outfit and went out of her room to where the others were. Firstly, she HAD to get back to her normal self and see what was going on! Was she the only one who had a sudden sex-change and didn't know of it until...well... now? It was really ODD!

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Post  Emmett Cullen on November 23rd 2008, 1:15 am

Emmett stepped away, putting his hands up and yelling "No Rose, I'm a virgin!"
He made a mad dash for the stairs, confused and scared. As his foot hit the top step and he collided with Alice, well he thought it was Alice. She or he was short enough but there was something off.
"OhMyGod! Alice? Your a dude!!! I'mma a chick! WTF is going on here?" Emmett, a now emotionally female, sat on the floor and sobbed tearlessly. "I'm so confused!" he admitted between sobs.
Then his mood changed. "OMG I can feel myself up and not get in shit from Rose. MWAHAH" he laughed, squeezing his butt. "I could get use to this!" he exclaimed. "Where is Jazz! He has got to try this!"
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Post  Alice Cullen on November 23rd 2008, 2:00 am

Alice glared at him with no comment about touching himself -not an image he needed- and ignoring her rant about Alice being a boy. Although, Alice was pleased that she wasn't the only who changed opposite sexes. "... Hey... that would mean Edward..." She stopped and started to laugh a hysterical laugh. "Come on! We've got to see this..." Alice got up off the floor after Emmett had...tackled him. "But first... could you help me with this?" Alice gestured to the zipper that was on his back "and maybe perhaps lend me some clothing?" he asked with a sheepish smile.

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Post  Rosalie Cullen on November 23rd 2008, 8:42 am

Rosalie had heard the entire conversation between the two on the stairs. But when she--er--he--heard Alice ask Emmett to help her with a zipper and lend her some clothes, something snapped. "ALICE!!!! You did NOT just say that!!!" Rosalie flew to the stairs. He grabbed Emmett and tossed him--er--her to the couch. He heard a sickening crunch, but did't care. How DARE Alice talk to his Emmett! He knew that Emmett was off limits. Then he looked at the supposed 'Alice' and his jaw dropped. The dress that he was wearing looked as though it was about to split at the seams. "Alice, do you need some help?" He heard Emmett 'humph!' nearby. But that was Emmett, always a drama queen, Rose didn't know where Emmett got it from.
As Alice and Rose walked into Emmett's room to find suitable clothes that were half-way stylish, a thought occured to him. If he, Alice and Emmett were opposite sexes, did that mean?...
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Post  Alice Cullen on November 24th 2008, 8:50 pm

Alice gave Emmett a disgusted stare, knowing what Emmett was hoping to happen. He shrugged it off and took a good look at Rosalie, seeing her... his... manliness almost made Alice laugh. Almost. If He wasn't in the same position, Alice probably would've laughed. "Thanks Rosalie..." Alice thanked her as they walked down the hall to Emmett's room. "Sooo... awkward?" He began conversationally, "...Hey, do you want to go see how Edward turned out??" Alice asked in a deep curious tone that was easily recognized, trying to hide his huge smile. And began to explain himself as Rosalie's face fell; confused."Obviously, this didn't just happen me but also you and Emmett... do you think that maybe Jasper and Edward were effected too? And maybe Carlise and Esme as well?" He questioned as he put his arms through a too-big t-shirt and started to pull up his overly baggy jean pants.

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Post  Rosalie Cullen on November 27th 2008, 1:38 pm

Rose thought about it and laughed. "Bella as a man...hmm...wonder how many accidents she had. OOO!!!! We can so totally play with the guys and do their makeup! Then take them shopping!" Rose slid into one of Emmett's shirts and some torn up jeans. This should be fun... she thought.
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Post  Reneesme Cullen on November 28th 2008, 2:47 pm

As they were talking and laghing, they suddenly heard a scream coming from another room.Reneesme's room.The scream went from a girly scream to a guy scream more football player than just a guy scream."HOLY SHIT IM A FRICKIN DUDE!" and with that, came more screaming.How did this happen one moment i had boobs now i have a THING sticking out from in between my legs!She thought to herself.
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Post  Alice Cullen on November 28th 2008, 7:21 pm

"We can so totally play with the guys and do their makeup! Then take them shopping!"

Alice laughed at how much fun it would be to see Jazzy in a dress. "We So Should!" He said with thrill in his voice.
"HOLY SHIT IM A FRICKIN DUDE!"

Alice sighed, and was gone to check up on how Nessie was doing. "It's Okay, Nessie..." he comforted. "...It's like the new fashion" Alice mumbled to himself. Before leaving Emmett's room, Alice had grabbed a t-shirt and a pair of shorts for Nessie. "Here," Alice tossed the clothing to Nessie. "These should feel more comfortable..." He pressed a smile.

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Post  Reneesme Cullen on November 28th 2008, 8:04 pm

"well if im gonna be a guy i might as well dress like one, thanks Alice" She, i mean he said. i wouldn't wanna look gay He though to himself.while he was putting Emmett's shorts, he took Alice's shoulder to keep his balence but really he was trying to tell him somethingWere we the only ones that this happened to He thought, knowing that Alice could hear him. He could have just said it outloud but didnt feel like it.he waited for Alice's responce.
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Post  Alice Cullen on November 28th 2008, 10:45 pm

Alice shook her head "No, So far, its been us 2, Rosalie, Emmett... and I'm not so sure about Edward..." he tried hard not to laugh. "But I guess I'm gonna find that out soon enough," his smile reached to his ears.

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Post  Emmett Cullen on November 29th 2008, 12:07 am

Emmett got up off the floor and looked down at herself. Her clothes were way to big for her now, petite body. She pulled the collar of his shirt away from her chest. "I'm going to need some clothes." she said. "And a new name. Emmett isn't a proper name for a chick!" she thought out loud. "Oh! I know! I will Be Emmie, that was my nickname can still be Em!" Emmie was so proud of herself for thinking of this.
She then decided she needed new clothes so she ran off to Alice's closet. OMG it's gorgeous!. She thought as she pulled the doors open to the closet.
She started rummaging through the drawers of a dress and found everything she would need. But there was one small problem...
"ALICE!!!" Emmie called. "HOW THE HELL DO YOU PUT ON A BRA!?!" Emmett was only good at removing them, not putting them back on.
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Post  Alice Cullen on November 29th 2008, 11:38 pm

Alice burst out laughing at Em's comment. "JUST ASK ROSS!" Alice thought of the perfect name for Rosalie after hearing Emmett change her name to a girl name. "I was thinking more of... Emma... but Emmie is okay too..." Alice muttered and thought of her name as a boy's. I'll be.... Alex, he thought with no time at all. An easy, non complicated name, just like Alice used to be. Alex sighed and pondered when or if he'll ever be a girl again...

Alex then turned to Renessme and looked at him for a moment trying to figure out a name for him now. "How about we just call you by your middle name?" Alex gave him a slight smile. "Hey, do you want to do something manly with me and play some football?" He couldn't help but laugh at his sad attempt at trying to be boyish. But to his surprise, he loved it.

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Post  Emmett Cullen on November 30th 2008, 12:46 am

"Ross? Who the hell..." then it clicked in Rose, Ross. "OH!!!" she said.
Emmie walked out and into her room where she found Ross wearing her old clothes. "Umm, do you think you could help me?" she asked holding the bra up.
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Post  Reneesme Cullen on November 30th 2008, 2:42 pm

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"Hey, do you want to do something manly with me and play some football?"

"FOOTBALL!!!"he said in a football player voice.
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Post  Alice Cullen on December 2nd 2008, 12:16 am

He smiled and walked his way down the long hallway to Emmett's room to grab that football that laid under his bed for a few weeks now. As he walked, he thought of Jasper and how their relationship had just flipped. 'How can I deal with this?' he thought. 'There has to be away to return to how things used to be... maybe we did something wrong? Are we the only vampires who are like this?!' Alex was going ballistic over this situation. 'And... where the hell is Edward when we REALLY need him?' Ever since Alex had this unexpected sex change, everything has been ... wrong... like nothing was working for him. His visions haven't been helpful at all; all he can see is just a gray fog that warped the halls. Like a fire, but not really. This was too different.

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Post  Rosalie Cullen on December 2nd 2008, 1:55 pm

Ross was confused. "Ross isn't a hot name, I'm hot, so I need a hot name!" The clothes were fitting, but the atmosphere wasn't. Then he heard Em calling him. "You seriously have no clue as to how to put on a bra?" Ross laughed. "I'm sorry, but it is funny." Laughing, Ross helped Em get into the lace bra. He couldn't help but drool, no, Ross doesn't drool, couldn't help but oogle at the sight of Em. She wasn't as hot I Ross was when he was Rose, but Em would suffice. "Lookin' sexy there, Em..." Ross said in his bass voice.
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Post  Edward Cullen on December 9th 2008, 12:22 pm

Whilst the others had been running around screaming, Edward had just been sat on his couch, pressing his hands against the sides of his head and wincing as his familys' anxious, frustrated, and slightly horny thoughts overwhelmed his brain. He heard them wondering where he was, but he couldn't really move - It was like his gift had gotten even more potent. Not only could he hear peoples thought, but they were so LOUD... He couldn't even hear HIMSELF think. Trying to think straight above the riot in his head, he stood up, and tottered to the nearest mirror.
Lowering his hands from his head, he just stood and stared. Laughing loudly, he pulled off a pose worthy of Rosalie, before feeling just how different the...renovations were. Still laughing, he dug out some of Bella's clothes that she'd left in his wardrobe, and put them on. The blue jeans fit perfectly, but the white blouse...was a little tight. He laughed harder - "Oh my God, I have the biggest boobs in the house!!!". He ran out onto the landing to look at everyone else. Also, I should find out how a bra works. I think that's going to be pretty important from now on!
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Post  Alice Cullen on December 11th 2008, 12:25 am

Alex was just exiting Emmett's room when he saw Edward zip past him. He couldn't help but stare at her. It was funny to see what the others would look/act like if they were their opposite sexes. But, like Emmett, he laughed.
He then made his way to Carlie and tossed the football -which was still really big in his now-man-hands- to him.

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Post  Reneesme Cullen on April 1st 2009, 6:51 pm

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Whilst the others had been running around screaming, Edward had just been sat on his couch, pressing his hands against the sides of his head and wincing as his familys' anxious, frustrated, and slightly horny thoughts overwhelmed his brain. He heard them wondering where he was, but he couldn't really move - It was like his gift had gotten even more potent. Not only could he hear peoples thought, but they were so LOUD... He couldn't even hear HIMSELF think. Trying to think straight above the riot in his head, he stood up, and tottered to the nearest mirror.
Lowering his hands from his head, he just stood and stared. Laughing loudly, he pulled off a pose worthy of Rosalie, before feeling just how different the...renovations were. Still laughing, he dug out some of Bella's clothes that she'd left in his wardrobe, and put them on. The blue jeans fit perfectly, but the white blouse...was a little tight. He laughed harder - "Oh my God, I have the biggest boobs in the house!!!". He ran out onto the landing to look at everyone else. Also, I should find out how a bra works. I think that's going to be pretty important from now on!

OMG! Dad! Is that you?!Said Carlie surprised how big his dad's boobs wereI can not wait to see mom, Can you dad? thought Carlie knowing that her..his dad could hear.
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